January 2010
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i laugh at straight girls that..
think people that enjoy sex are weird. I’ve had three friends in the past that have said that. The fact that they are straight says it all.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect...
– Tom Robbins (via artpixie)
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mercurialmind asked: your a motherfucking sexy bitch!
http://amiejess.tumblr.com/ask
toniroberts:
If God made everything, God must be somewhere in China.
LMFAO!
Fact:I've never had an orgasm.
liriangelcarolina:
rickhawk:
pussinbootzzzz:
I’ve had sex a lot too.
:(
That is insaneeeee dude
thats fucking sad haha
I always thought it was bullshit for a person's...
thenamesp:
bestillmysoul:
nynetwentytwo:
Well, I was wrong. It’s not bullshit. I NEED TO FUCKING GET LAID. IMMEDIATELY. My sexual frustrations are getting the best of me lately.
Seconded.
Thirded.
totally.
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
amiejess.
nothingbuthonesty:
thanks for the follow :D
no problem <3
Fuck I love boobs though...
(via effyspondering)
i second that.
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Sara: A friend recently told me that first base is sex and second base is bum sex.
Tegan: I am home run.
Can I just move to Britain?
fuckyeahunicornsandhitler:
I want to fuck your accents so hard.
hahahahahahaha wow.
I wanna start all over and I want only positive...
(via kmzrtl)
amen.
The chick from buffy turns me on.
(via ashleemarie)
agreed. she’s a fuckwit though.
sometimes my gf is too cute.
me: im playing playstation :)
ashlee: you better not be playing the gun game without me!??
i've loved this week.
Spent it all with my girlfriend, watching stupid shit like skins and buffy, eating eating eating FOOD, and drinking. been nice to just chill :)
ihateinjustice: