Anonymous: Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union
This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.
This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.
i don’t have “trust issues”. i got “i’ve seen this type of shit before so i be damned if i go through it all over again” type of issues
That’s good way of looking at it
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never forget Sarah Paulson quitting her job after 20 minutes because she couldn’t spell parmesan
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